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Aston Martin AMR26

Aston Martin AMR26

€1,000 / day ex. VAT

England · Silverstone · United Kingdom

Are you tired of fields taking longer than 1 minute and 20 seconds to harvest? Is your current John Deere lacking a carbon-fiber front wing? Say hello to the greenest, loudest, most impractical piece of agricultural machinery ever built.🌾 Key Specs For The Modern FarmerV6 Hybrid Mulcher: Forget diesel. This beast runs on pure high-octane adrenaline and billionaire dreams.DRS (Dirt Removal System): Open the rear wing to blow weeds straight into your neighbor's county.Ground Clearance: Exactly 5 millimeters. Perfect for perfectly flat, laser-beamed, asphalt-covered fields.Cargo Capacity: One small water bottle for the driver. Zero potatoes.🛠️ Revolutionary FeaturesActive Aerodynamics: Keeps you firmly planted to the soil when plowing at 200 mph.Aramco Fertilizer Tech: Sponsored by oil, built for speed, completely useless for actual corn.The Stroll Suspension: Engineered to handle high-impact crashes with Wall Street expectations.Zero Turning Radius: Sidepods so tight they skip the corners entirely.💰 Special Financing AvailableTrade in your old, reliable tractor today! We offer 0% down, but 100% of your sanity when maintenance costs arrive.